Table of Contents
Introduction
Insanity Will Be My First Defense
Your Senses Require No Apology
Earless Rabbits and "A Gift From Lucy"
Confusion, Catharsis, and Emotional Cannibalism
Monster Sex and Fire in the Confessional
Kiss My Rumpus Detective Studefrummtice!
Innocent Sinners Have More Fun
Can a Priest Be a Devil?
Blood Bubble Impedes Man of the Cloth
Unforgettable Ignorance
The Sun Giveth, but the Son Taketh Away
Churchy Chitchat Really Chafes
An Unexpected Ally: Everything's About to Change
Desperation Is a Cardinal Mistake
A Prayer for the Overwhelmed
Circular Clues Like This Can't Lead to Heaven
This Conversation Hurt Like Hell
Packing for the Vatican
Dead and Back Again
The Bells That Have Me By the Balls
A Foundation of Youth (If You Can Stand the Aftertaste)
The Echoes of a Blank Mind
A Real Crap Shoot
To Be a Fool
Beautiful Fear and a Spook Most Near
Utopia, Never
Nails in the Water
God Is…
Dry Hints and a Sobering Hostage Crisis
Godless Whispers: Monster Sex Part Deux
If a Pill Is to Swallow…
Cacophony in My Closet, Darkness in My Head
A Thing That Cannot Be
Stuffed Apostle of a Coming Resurrection
Easter Morning Terror
The Silence Provokes
Love in Chains
Adam's Rabbits on the March
The Godawful Rhyme That Ate Mother Goose
Failed Alchemy of a Phony Heathen?
Left for Dread?
That Piper's Gonna Pay!
Into the Closet, Out of My Mind
Apology for the Coming Attractions
A Warning From the Candy Man
Righteous Anticipation
The Best Laid Plans
A Sermon to Make You Gag
Poisoned by Wanderlust
Madness in the Afterglow
The Ritual of Rats, Bats, and Three-Eyed Cats
Cynical Sentiments and Sacred Centipedes
A Killing?
Adrift
Hallowed Be Thy Quackery
Dr. Buttercup and the Coughing Creepers
Naked Exit By Man of the Cloth
The Sinner With the Marble Eye
An Untested Sermon
Cult of 1
Be With Me
The Bad Man Rises
Crazier Than Cornbread?
The Tragic Amusement of Scurrying Albinos
Grace Behind the Flames
A Miracle Swimming in Black
Interview With a Basement Butterfly
Strawberry Milkshake Exorcism
22 Silent Sundays
